Funny Cards

It's Your Birthday! Yay. Cats are brilliant pets. But they don't always have the same priorities as their owners. Say Happy Birthday to your favourite cat person in exactly the way that their cat would. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank...

Happy Birthday to you and your beard. For some people, a beard isn't just a decoration on their face. It's a part of who they are! So when one of those people gets another year older, don't miss the chance to wish both them, and their hairy facial companion, a very happy birthday. This card is printed...

Happy Birthday. Now leave me alone! Cats are cute and they make great pets. But let's face it, sometimes they have far more important things to do than bother with humans! Say Happy Birthday to your favourite cat person in exactly the way that their cat would. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm...

Happy Birthday my little chu-chi face! If you love someone as much as Baron Bomburst loves the Baroness (and vice versa) each other, you (and they) are very lucky indeed. Make sure you let them know what they mean to you on their birthday! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card...

You know you are old when you need a fire safety report for your cake. Happy Birthday! With that many candles in one place its probably a good idea to have a fire extinguisher and a couple of warning signs around. Remember, fire can be dangerous! Especially if you can't run as fast as the youngsters....

Stay home, save lives. eat more cake! Happy 2nd lockdown birthday. Lockdown definitely wasn't the best time to have a birthday. And really unlucky people might even be having a second one. But on the bright side, that's two cakes they didn't have to share! Help your loved ones celebrate their second...

Congratulations on your vaccination! Fingers crossed we can see each other soon! It's not every day you get to be a part of something as big as the covid-19 vaccination scheme. Not to mention one step closer to being able to see friends and family again. Celebrate this big day with a card to mark the...

You are no.1 at being you. Keep it up! Sometimes it's good to let someone know that they are great, just because of who they are. Sometimes you don't even need a reason to tell them, but birthdays and so on are a great excuse! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt...

This last year just zoomed past. Happy Birthday! Every year seems to go faster than the last as you get older. But this year was something else again! Help your friends and family celebrate their birthday after a memorable year with this terrible joke based on 2020's favourite video calling app. This...

Congratulations on living through another year. Happy Birthday! Everybody needs a reminder of how awesome they are, doubly so on their birthday. Help someone special celebrate another win with this silly birthday card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

Painstaking scientific research conclusively proves that you are old. Happy Birthday! Some people love science. It doesn't matter if they don't like the results, there is hard evidence to back up the conclusions. Especially where age is concerned! Get your favourite science fan a card to remind them...

Merry Christmas to you, and the others. Make sure to wish everyone a Merry Christmas this year, not just Jackie. Even the ones that you aren't keen on. Just like Jim Bell would! Perfect for fans of Friday Night Dinner and Jim. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt...

I love hanging out with you! There's nothing better than hanging out with your favourite person. Especially if you are a bat. Make sure you let that person know just how much you appreciate your time together with this card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish....

Merry Christmas! Sorry I can't be there, but at least I don't have to pretend to like your sprouts. Christmas is usually a time for getting together and enjoying a meal. This year might be a little different, but there could be an upside too! Get the perfect Christmas card for that person that thinks...

Happy Birthday! Seems kinda sus It's important to wish your favourite crewmate a happy birthday. After all you don't want them to think that you are the impostor! This Among Us themed birthday card is perfect for any geeky fans of the game. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card...

Sorry I can't see you on your birthday. It's not the rule of six, I just don't like you very much. The rule of six is a great excuse to miss out someone's birthday. Just make sure you don't let on the real reason you are avoiding them! Get the perfect birthday card for that person that you really don't...

Birthday Cake Rules - Wash hands (before handling cake), Uncover face (in order to eat cake), Make space (to avoid sharing cake). Have a happy birthday! Covid-19 and coronavirus means we all have to learn new, safe ways to do things. Make sure your loved one gets to enjoy their birthday cake safely with...

Of all the people in the world, you annoy me the least. Sometimes you just can't find the right way to tell someone how much you like them. And then, sometimes you can. Help your least annoying person to celebrate any occasion with this silly card. This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm...

The Oompa Loompas are famous for dancing and singing, but not everyone knows that they love a bit of disco too. This birthday card is great for fans of chocolate, disco and Oompa Loompas! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can...

Christmas is the perfect time to send a card to someone you love. Just make sure that it shows them just how you feel about them! This card is printed on 12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7in) 300gsm card with a matt finish. The inside is blank so you can add your own Christmas greetings or any other messages you...