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The fish slapping dance is a British tradition reaching back many, many years. The dance is nearly always carried out near water to allow a safe landing after the big finale, although some claim that a reasonably deep hole can work just as well. The more extreme fish slappers believe that a vat of custard should be used for maximum effect.

The dance was on the verge of dying out and many feared the tradition would be lost, until it was filmed for a documentary by the renowned filmmaker Monty Python. The popularity of this footage reinvigorated the practice, and it has been on the increase across Britain ever since.

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After a hard day hunting down immortals you’re going to be hungry. There’s no better way to satisfy an appetite like that than fried chicken. And there’s no better fried chicken than Kurgan Fried Chicken. Its the secret ingredient that makes it a kind of magic. There can be only one.

If you would like to get hold of one of these shirts, but cheaper, why not head over to Qwertee.com. Add a vote for this design and if it gets enough, it will be screen-printed and available for a limited time at £8.00.

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Make sure you avoid the hypnotic staring eyes of the evil cow. Otherwise he might be able to take control of your mind. Of course he might just be trying to convince you to turn vegetarian.

Get yourself an Evil Cow T-shirt.

From £10.60 on a value shirt


£18.05 on basic dark as shown

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It may be cold outside, with no kind of atmosphere, but there’s always a cheery greeting from Talkie Toaster your chirpy breakfast companion. He’s ready to prepare any kind of bready breakfast snack you can think of, and probably some you never knew existed. His cheerful disposition is certain to brighten your day, so why not get one now!

Warning: May cause uncontrollable rage due to obsessive toasted snack related conversation.

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Halloween Invitations

Its coming up for Halloween and thats always a good excuse for a party. So if you are planning a huge one this year you're going to need invitations to spread the word. So what better way of getting everyone into the spirit of the season than these scary invitations. They all come with a character on the front and the back and all the text is fully customisable so that you can send exactly the message you want. Tell everyone what fancy dress they should be wearing or just tell them to get ready for the biggest Halloween party around, its up to you!

All these invitations are £1.45 each and you get a discount for ordering more than 25. You can even order different designs and still get the discount. Go to the product pages to change the price to your local currency.

Update: Zazzle are currently running a promotion on invites! 25% off when you order 10 or more. Just use the code: 25OFFINVITES when you go to the checkout. As long as you are ordering through the UK, US, Canada, Australian or New Zealand sites. This off is available until 11.59 GMT on September 18th so make sure you get your order in before that. More information from Zazzle.




Funky Skull Invitation


This funky skull is perfect for Halloween. Go to the product page to customise the text and make it perfect for you.



Wicked Pumpkin Invitation


There isn't anything more Halloween than a pumpkin. Go to the product page to personalise the text, just how you want it.



Groovy Ghost Invitation


Ghosts and spooks are another Halloween institution so make sure you get some of these in your selection. Change the words on the product page so that your guests get just the right message and send them off early to make sure they don't miss the party.



Epic Mummy Invitation


Whether its a fancy dress suggestion or just a different theme for your party, this mummy makes a great Halloween party invite. Go to the product page to change the words exactly the way you want.



Frankenstein's Monster Invitation


The creature is another horror icon and you party is sure to have someone who wants to dress up like him. Make sure they get the hint with this invitation. Go to the product page and get the words just right for your guests.



Voodoo Doll Invitation


Halloween is all about dark magic and it doesn't get much more magical than voodoo. Get the words just right on the product page and your guests won't be able to resist coming to you party.